[ALUG] Time of laughter before long weekend!!

[Hamisi Jabe]

I hope ALU members are not like that


On 2013-10-11 17:31, Ismail Settenda wrote:
> F.Y.I
> 
> ----
> 
> Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an
> important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to
> heaven he said, 'Father in heaven, take pity on me. If you find me a
> parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life
> and give up the Irish Whiskey!'
> 
> Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
> 
> Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'
> 
>  
> 
>  
> 
> Walking into the bar in Cork , Mike said to Charlie the bartender,
> 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.'
> 
> 'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?'
> 
> 'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and
> knees.'
> 
> 'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! What did she say?'
> 
> She said, 'Come out from under the bed, ye wee yellow baistird.'
> 
>  
> 
>  
> 
> Patton staggered home very late after another evening with his
> drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife,
> Kathleen.
> 
> He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their
> upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself
> by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily
> on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the
> landing especially painful.
> 
> Managing not to yell, Patton sprung up, pulled down his trousers, and
> looked in the hall mirror to see that the cheeks of his arse were cut
> and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and
> began putting on a Band-Aid as best he could wherever he saw blood. He
> then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled
> his way to bed.
> 
> In the morning, Patton woke up with searing pain in both his head and
> arse and Kathleen staring at him from across the room.
> 
> She said, 'You were drunk again last night weren't you?'
> 
> Patton said, 'Why you say such a mean thing?'
> 
> 'Well,' Kathleen said, 'it could be the open front door, it could be
> the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of
> blood trailing through the house, it could be your snoring in the
> night and those bloodshot eyes, but mostly ...... it's all those
> feckin' Band-Aids stuck to the hall mirror!!
> 
>  
> 
> ENJOY YOUR LONG WEEK END!!
> 
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Hamisi Jabe
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