[ALUG] Time of laughter before long weekend!!

[Turinawe T. Titus]

Huhahahah, thanks for sharing LOL!

Regards,

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Titus Turinawe
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On Fri, Oct 11, 2013 at 5:31 PM, Ismail Settenda <ismailmss at gmail.com>wrote:

> F.Y.I
>
> ----
>
> ** **
>
> Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
> meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said,
> 'Father in heaven, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will
> go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up the Irish
> Whiskey!' ****
>
> Miraculously, a parking place appeared. ****
>
> Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.' ****
>
> ** **
>
> ** **
>
> Walking into the bar in ****Cork**** , Mike said to Charlie the
> bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little
> woman.' ****
>
> 'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?' ****
>
> 'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.'
> ****
>
> 'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! What did she say?' ****
>
> She said, 'Come out from under the bed, ye wee yellow baistird.' ****
>
> ** **
>
> ** **
>
> Patton staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking
> buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. **
> **
>
> He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their
> upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by
> grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his
> rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing
> especially painful. ****
>
> Managing not to yell, Patton sprung up, pulled down his trousers, and
> looked in the hall mirror to see that the cheeks of his arse were cut and
> bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began
> putting on a Band-Aid as best he could wherever he saw blood. He then hid
> the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.
> ****
>
> In the morning, Patton woke up with searing pain in both his head and arse
> and Kathleen staring at him from across the room. ****
>
> She said, 'You were drunk again last night weren't you?' ****
>
> Patton said, 'Why you say such a mean thing?' ****
>
> 'Well,' Kathleen said, 'it could be the open front door, it could be the
> broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood
> trailing through the house, it could be your snoring in the night and those
> bloodshot eyes, but mostly ...... it's all those feckin' Band-Aids stuck to
> the hall mirror!!****
>
> ** **
>
> ENJOY YOUR LONG WEEK END!!****
>
> ** **
>
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