<div dir="ltr"><span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px">Huhahahah, thanks for sharing LOL! </span><div style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px"><br></div><div style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px">
Regards,</div><div class="gmail_extra"><br clear="all"><div><div dir="ltr"><div>...............................................................</div><div>Titus Turinawe</div><div>COMPUTER ENGINEER</div><div><i>Email: <a href="mailto:ttituskayz16@gmail.com" target="_blank">ttituskayz16@gmail.com</a>,</i><br>
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<br><br><div class="gmail_quote">On Fri, Oct 11, 2013 at 5:31 PM, Ismail Settenda <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:ismailmss@gmail.com" target="_blank">ismailmss@gmail.com</a>></span> wrote:<br><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex">
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"" lang="EN-GB">Paddy was driving down the
street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a
parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Father in heaven, take pity on
me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest
of me life and give up the Irish Whiskey!' <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"" lang="EN-GB">Miraculously, a parking
place appeared. <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"" lang="EN-GB">Paddy looked up again and
said, 'Never mind, I found one.' <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"" lang="EN-GB"><u></u> <u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"" lang="EN-GB">Walking into the bar in <u></u><u></u>Cork<u></u><u></u> , Mike said to
Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the
little woman.' <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"" lang="EN-GB">'Oh yeah?' said Charlie,
'And how did this one end?' <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"" lang="EN-GB">'When it was over,' Mike
replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.' <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"" lang="EN-GB">'Really,' said Charles, 'Now
that's a switch! What did she say?' <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"" lang="EN-GB">She said, 'Come out from
under the bed, ye wee yellow baistird.' <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"" lang="EN-GB">Patton staggered home very
late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his
shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"" lang="EN-GB">He tiptoed as quietly as he
could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the
bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung
around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket
broke and made the landing especially painful. <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"" lang="EN-GB">Managing not to yell, Patton
sprung up, pulled down his trousers, and looked in the hall mirror to see that
the cheeks of his arse were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full
box of Band-Aids and began putting on a Band-Aid as best he could wherever he
saw blood. He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and
stumbled his way to bed. <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"" lang="EN-GB">In the morning, Patton woke
up with searing pain in both his head and arse and Kathleen staring at him from
across the room. <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"" lang="EN-GB">She said, 'You were drunk
again last night weren't you?' <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"" lang="EN-GB">Patton said, 'Why you say
such a mean thing?' <u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"" lang="EN-GB">'Well,' Kathleen said, 'it
could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the
stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be
your snoring in the night and those bloodshot eyes, but mostly ...... it's all
those feckin' Band-Aids stuck to the hall mirror!!<u></u><u></u></span></font></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="font-size:12.0pt" lang="EN-GB">ENJOY YOUR LONG WEEK END!!<span class="HOEnZb"><font color="#888888"><u></u><u></u></font></span></span></font></p><span class="HOEnZb"><font color="#888888">
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